Henry Lewis (the dude who has tattooed most of my left side) photographed by Lani Lee.

Henry Lewis (the dude who has tattooed most of my left side) photographed by Lani Lee.

specialbored:

DINNER IS COMING. (Part 2)

AMAZING

Middle-earth meme ♔ [2/6] moments

And then I got introduced to Kili | Tauriel shippers. Holy shit.

eiknarf:

funnyformoney.com

"Can you do a hangout real quick?"

eiknarf:

funnyformoney.com

"Can you do a hangout real quick?"

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone


A comma solves the problem but ruins the joke. There’s a lesson here.

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

A comma solves the problem but ruins the joke. There’s a lesson here.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

bonny-notion:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

peanutbutta:

Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes

Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.

The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.

WHAT

how do u go about being a “professional” mermaid

who pays you?

who cares
PROFESSIONAL MERMAID

Why not.

(Source: butterlounge)

nevver:

Couple restores abandoned French Chateau, starts a blog

Gorgeous.

ztaylor:

Mitch Hedberg, Strategic Grill Locations. An all-time classic comedy album.

Classic.